The Relieved Drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and the other in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
The wasted fellow asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm absolutely sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the drunk said, "Thank God, I thought I was crippled."
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