Electric Train
Biting Nails
Hillbillies In The City
Why It's Better To Be A Woman
The Audit
Quickies
A Man & His Alligator
Unhappy Pharmacist
101 Ways To Annoy People
Space Race
Blondes Can Spell But...
Breast Types
Eucalyptus Road
Talking Dog For Sale
The Escaped Convict
Getting The Story Straight
Bad Habits
Bucking Bronco Machine
Talking Dog For Sale
Sperm Sample
The Condom
Realization
Non-Surgical Breast Enlargement
Blonde Paint Job

True But Odd Sayings

When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind.

By many a happy accident.

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more.

The achievements which society rewards are won at the cost of diminution of personality

A good actor must never be in love with anyone but himself.

Nothing happens until something moves.

One learns to itch where one can scratch.

The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.

Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.

A fop sometimes gives important advice.

No one wants advice, only corroboration.

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Never wrestle with a strong man nor bring a rich man to court.

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