Piloting A Plane
An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.
The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge.
However, the B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.
Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So, what are you going to do?"
The B-52 pilot replies, "I just did it, I shut down two engines. Your turn!"
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