Farting All The Time

The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"

Tha patient replied, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 3 minutes and I've farted twice. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor, then picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

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