A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. 

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, bends down and kisses her neck. The escaped convict then gets up and goes into the bathroom. 

While he's in the bathroom, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants you, don't resist and don't complain, Just do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll probably kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, that he thought you were cute, and then he asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"