A guy and a girl are lying in a bed after just having sex.
The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests. The guy goes to
his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man, oh Man, I finally did
it! I'm no longer a virgin."
The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you
saying you lost your virginity to me?"
"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was
with the woman I love to lose my virginity."
Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"
"Oh, God no!" the guy says. "I just got sick of