Good Girls, Bad Girls
Careful What You Wish For
Blonde Paint Job
Tit For Tat
Making Hell A Pleasant Place
Another Double Please
A Good Plan Backfires
Potentially Or Realistically
A Mexican Delicacy
Livesavers
New Prefix (Blonde Joke)
Solutions Aren't Always Obvious
A Cucumber, Pickle & Penis
Jail Or Marriage
The Menu
Teddy Bears
One Liners
The Man Who Knows Everyone
Biblical PMS
Measure Of Good Razor Blade
Advertising Icon Passes On
The Prayers Of Men & Women
Funny Product Labels
The Scotish Painter
A Visit To The Brothel
The Hypnotist
Shopping For A New Mercedes
Visit To A Fortune Teller
The Mailman's Last Day
Never Assume Men Understand
Shocking Disclosure
Snappy Comeback Lines
New Cowboy Boots
Making A Baby
The Tired Marine
Can I Ride
Free Drinks
Visiting His Parents
Poorly Conceived Signs
Little Johnny On The Farm
A Medical Problem

Miscommunication

A  Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to  thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years  earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it  was difficult to coordinate their travel  schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and  flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife  flying down the following day...

The  husband checked into the hotel. There was a  computer in his room, so he decided to send an  email to his wife.  However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from  her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the  floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To:  My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date:  October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised  to hear from me. They have computers here now and you're allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked  in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking  forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure  is freaking hot down  here!!!

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