Another Double Please
A Good Plan Backfires
Potentially Or Realistically
A Mexican Delicacy
Solutions Aren't Always Obvious
A Cucumber, Pickle & Penis
Jail Or Marriage
Jail Or Marriage
The Menu
Visiting The Girlfriend
The Reunited Couple
A Tenants Agreement
The Key Benefit Of Oral Sex
Seniors Sex
Miracle Cures
The Drinker's Aphabet
The Devil & Santa
Debt Of The Departed
Turning Around A Threat
A Man & His Midget Wife
Funny Questions & Answers
It's Easy For Bulls
Only In America
Daffy Product Instructions
Little Johnny In Sunday School
Deep Thoughts
The Redneck and the Gorilla
Free Lawn Care
The Soft Sell
Your Horoscope
Don't Push Me Lord
The Defective Parrot's Tale
The Italian Mind At Work
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A Vampire Goes Into A Pub...
What's Precious To Little Johnny
Welcome To America
Funny Facts
You know you're kinky when...
Points To Ponder
You're a modern soul when...
Just a weeee bit...
One Liners
One Wish
The Man Who Knows Everyone
Biblical PMS
Measure Of Good Razor Blade
Advertising Icon Passes On
The Prayers Of Men & Women
Funny Product Labels
The Scotish Painter

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons

Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line

Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better

Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any

Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls

Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms

Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it

Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed

Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place

Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do to, but only for starters

Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?

Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

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