The Drinker's Alphabet

A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college.
B - Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.
C - Class: What you're supposed to get up & go to after a night of partying.
D - Dancing: Favorite pastime of almost every drunk & usually looks pathetic
E - Emergency: The keg is empty and there's no one over 19 in at the party.
F - Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G - Games: Anything that involves cards, dice, quarters, and chugging beers.
H - Hangover: Reminder of how great last night was and that you drank a lot.
I - Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party.
J - Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or staggering home.
K - Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
L - Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M - Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying.
N - Not Again!: What you say when you wake up beside someone butt ugly.
O - Officer: Person responsible for ending a party where no one is 19.
P - Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.
Q - Quit: What you puked on while in bed and have to clean in the morning.
R - Reform: What you promise God you'll do while puking your guts out.
S - Sex: What you may have done with the girl you met last night while drunk.
T - Ten: The number of beers everyone say it takes them to get drunk.
U - Under Age: Most of the drinking population at any given college.
V - Vodka: Mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour.
W - Worm: The part of tequila that reminds you of biology class tomorrow.
X - X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.
Y - You: The one who drinks too much every weekend.
Z - Zoned: Your condition for the next 12 hours following drinking.

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