On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap: Use like regular soap.

On a Swanson's frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On a package of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down (printed on the bottom of the box).

On a package of Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On a bottle of Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness

On a Korean-made kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese-made food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.