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Oh Yeah! Well My Dad...
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A Chinese Man And A Hooker
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Birthday Gift
The Hypnotist
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Visit To A Fortune Teller
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Never Assume Men Understand
Shocking Disclosure
Snappy Comeback Lines
New Cowboy Boots
Making A Baby
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The Tired Marine
Poorly Conceived Signs
Little Johnny On The Farm
A Medical Problem

Making Hell A Pleasant Place

An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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