A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.

Little Johnny promptly replied, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her class. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat, Little Johnny answered, "Thou shall not kill."

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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, "Johnny, what's the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have bad pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."