Maternity Clothes Shop window sign: We are open on Labor Day.

In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.

In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.