A young man moved into an apartment building. He went to the lobby and put his name on the mailbox. A young lady approached him wearing nothing but a robe. As she began talking to him, her robe slipped open, revealing that she was naked underneath. The young man broke into a sweat.

She placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go back to my place. I hear someone coming."

Once inside, she closed the door and allowed her robe to fall off. He gawked at her naked body.

She asked, "What would you say is my best feature?"

He said, "It's got to be your ears."

She said, "What? Look at my breasts and my butt. You think my ears are my best feature?"

He said, "Well outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me."