Overheard comebacks to really bad pick-up lines.

Line: Come here often?
Comeback: No, and you’re not giving me much reason to come back.

Line: Did you come here with your boyfriend?
Comeback: No, but my girlfriend will be back any minute.

Line: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
Comeback: Possibly, I work at the STD clinic.

Line: I lost my number, can I have yours?
Comeback: Have you tried dialling 411?

Line: I haven't seen you here before.
Comeback: No, and I doubt you will again.

Line: Can I buy you a drink?
Comeback: That would be nice. Most men aren't so kind to lesbians.

Line: I'd really like to get to know you better.
Comeback: I wish I could say the same.

Line: I think it was fate that brought us both here tonight?
Comeback: I don't think so, I came by taxi?

Line: Would you like to get out of here and grab a bite to eat?
Comeback: Sure, if I can I bring my boyfriend.

Line: I find beautiful, intelligent women like yourself captivating.
Comeback: Me too!

Line: So what brings you here tonight?
Comeback: I thought this was a gay bar.

Line: Would you like to dance?
Comeback: No thanks, I have really bad menstral cramps.

Line: I'd kill to see you again.
Comeback: I'd kill if you did.

Line: Not in my wildest dreams did I think I'd meet someone like you tonight.
Comeback: I was just thinking the same thing, but that just how this crappy day's been going.

Line: I hope you're staying for a while longer so we can get to know each other.
Comeback: I can't. They never refill the tampon dispensers here.

Line: I came here to meet new people and unwind. How about you?
Comeback: I heard this was a cool place. Obviously I was mislead.