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The Fortune Teller

A woman goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room the mystic peers into a crystal ball and delivers grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman asks, "Will I be found guilty?"

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