State Mottos

Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong
Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing You No
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Visiting
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier And With Less Character
Delaware: Please Call Before Visiting So We Can Make Room
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Death To All Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Not Really, But Their Real Good Potatoes
Illinois: Gateway To Iowa
Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People With Only Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos
Maine: Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
Michigan: First Line of Defense From Against Canadians
Minnesota: For Sale
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers And Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want a ##$% Motto? I Got Yer ##$% Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We've Got Lots Of Dinosaur Bones
Ohio: Don't Judge Us By Cleveland
Oklahoma: Just Like The Play Without The Singing
Oregon: Come See The Endangered Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not Really An Island
South Carolina: We Didn't Actually Surrender During The Civil War
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your's
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Where Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix
Washington: We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers
Washington, DC: Even You Can Be Mayo?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family, Really
Wisconsin: Come To Cut Some Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?

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