But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon a little girl comes walking down the beach, stops and asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "It's a birdy."
The little girl ask if she can see the birdy. The man says. "No, it is a very shy bird, now run along."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened but the last thing he could remember was talking to the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done.
She said "Well, I was playing with the birdy but when it spit this white stuff at me I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."